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divine-hatred:

reasons not to have kids:

• the seventh grade emo phase
• the seventh grade emo phase
• the seventh grade emo phase
• the seventh grade emo phase
• the seventh grade emo phase
• the seventh grade emo phase

(via deadlysick)

onionchester:

i wont be impressed with science until they find a way to teleport me places so i’m free to have lunch with my internet friends on the other side of the world

(via firstdate182)